This is kind of awkward but... I'm pretty sure my dad thinks I am a slut...
First, over Thanksgiving break, me and my dad are catching up and talking about this and that and he asks me who have I been spending all my time with down here in the fine state of Georgia (clearly he also worries that I may have no friends). Anyways, I tell him I have been hanging out with this Brian kid. And what is his response? He goes, "Didn't think you would be alone for long"
What does that mean?
And then, just the other day he was inquiring about my travel plans for Christmas and how I was getting home and I tell him that I am driving up. He seems OK with that, tells me to make sure I stop the night in a motel or something but then, he asks, why do you want to drive up? So I tell him that Brian is driving up with me and I am dropping him off in New Hampshire. And what is my dads response? He says, "That's what I figured but I didn't want to accuse you of rampant sexual behavior. In that case, don't stop at any motels just drive straight through. Just kidding, you can stop at motels." Isn't he funny....
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