drunk white guy in need of ride

On Friday, Brian and I drove down to Florida to camp out for a night by the beach.

It's a pretty sweet life, I am not going to lie.

We had to wake up fairly early because it is a four and a half hour drive and we wanted plenty of beach time. We ended up leaving LaGrange around 6 AM and getting to Grayton Beach around 10:30. We went to lunch, got a camp site and spent the rest of our time on the beach playing in waves, drinking PBR and poking dead jelly fish in the sand.

Our original plans involved living it up at a local bar but by the time we got to the bar and had a beer in our hands we were tired and ready to head back to the camp site. This is when things got interesting.

We headed to the car and we see this man stumbling in the street. We saw him earlier inside the bar staggering from one chair to the next trying to text. At first we laughed at how ridiculous it was to see a thirty something year old in khakis, polo shirt and loafers acting so completely wasted, but then we saw his keys in his hands and got a little worried. No way this guy could drive.
So we pulled up beside him and asked if he was OK. He said he was, but he couldn't find his car.
We offered to give him a ride home and he accepted.
Meanwhile, on the ride home we had to do out best to keep him from going comatose, meanwhile he continuously went back and forth from trying to hold my hand and putting his hand on Brian's thigh.

Eventually we got him home. Finally. We pulled into his drive and watched him open his gate and make his way to the front door. Then we lost sight of him.
He fell. Face first into his garden bed.
Brian had to pull him up and we dragged him to his door and let him in.

We aren't really positive that it was his house because the door was open and we didn't need to use the key he provided. We figure he knew the house at least so if it wasn't his he at least knows the person who lives there.

Nothing funnier then a drunk preppy white man getting helped into his house by sober kids 10 years younger then him. Weren't we the ones who should have been smashed?

friendship bracelets

I have recently acquired friendship bracelet making materials. If you would like a friendship bracelet and would like it to be certain colors let me know.

I may have a lot of time on my hand and I may be making a lot of friendship bracelets to fill that time (quite possibly more bracelets than friends...)