Tuesday Night

We started off at a youth football game and I wasn't wearing enough clothes so I was cold and then we were back in my apartment and I was showing Brian this awesome bird skull I found the other day and then I was as an octopus and Brian was Brett Michaels and we were at a going away party for someone I have only met one time and Brian and I were drinking beer, but I don't know where it came from and we went outside and played ladder golf and when we came back inside no one was there.

This is not a dream, this is just my life.