Cazy Jack's Lost n Found

OK, so, no new news to share on the friend front... but I needed to share this e-mail that was sent to me and every other student here. It's sent from PantherBites which for you BSC people, is LaGrange's version of InfoBear (and for everyone else it's just a server everyone from the school is registered on (i guess?))

anyways... this is it:


I don't know how they run things down in Georgia but this is a very feisty e-mail if you ask me. Who wrote this? Is this someone on staff or is this some student with a flare for sarcasm? Am I the only one who thinks this is a weird e-mail for a representative of a school to be sending campus wide?